Flying Fish

While some people like to fly a kite and others like to fly fish, he liked to fly a fish, which was more like flying a kite as opposed to fly fishing.  One day at the park, while he was flying a fish, members of the organization, People for the Ethical Treatment for Animals, which is long for P.E.T.A., attacked him for his flying a fish ways with verbal assaults that would have not only embarrassed his own mother but that would have also embarrassed their own mothersl.  Hurt and dismembered he went home to heal in the comfort of his own bed and regenerate some parts.  Meanwhile his fish ruminated in the fish bowl wondering when he would fly again, dreaming of those sky-high views of the earth below and the wind in his scales.  He was angry with those members of P.E.T.A. for interfering with the favored routines his life.  He had a long time to continue ruminating in his bowl and ruminate he did considering how one day he might exact revenge.