Grasshopper

Once upon a time there was a grasshopper that could jump really high. One day he jumped so high that he landed on the very top of a tree. Then he decided to jump again and jumped so high that he landed on a cloud after which he jumped really high again and landed on the moon. Very impressed with himself he decided to jump as high as he could. He jumped so high that he landed on mars where he found a peanut butter and jelly (grape) sandwich. The peanut butter and jelly (grape) sandwich was 8 times his body weight but he ate the whole thing. Feeling very stuffed he decided not to jump again and lived out the rest of his days on mars, which is how the rumor started that there are grasshoppers on mars.